Games of April
I’ve already mentioned Call of Cthulhu, but here are some games to look at (or laugh at) in April.
Origin of the Species- a sci-fi third person shooter, if the graphics weren’t old and the protagonist wasn’t a space chick with a teddy bear backpack, this might be worth a look. I mean, there are definitely not third person shooters to look forward to… RESIDENT EVIL 4! Skip this one.
Tomb Raider: Legend- Laura Croft got back… excuse me… is back. I’m sure this game will have amazing “physics” and so on. If you’re a fan of the games then I’m sure you already pre-ordered this one, along with picking up a gallon of hand lotion at Wal-Mart. I’ll probably give this game a look, ya know, just for the articles.
Condemned: Criminal Origins- A horror action adventure game by Monolith. Looks like a pretty scary game, and after F.E.A.R., they could make a game about peeing in the snow and I’d be the first to get it (Level 9 - your word is: Government). The demo is out, so take a look.
Dreamfall: The Longest Journey- I have no idea what to think about this game, so um, I guess I’ll just wait till it’s out and um… “GET TO THE VAN, I’VE GOT THE GAME, GET TO THE ****ING VAN”. (Seriously, stealing is wrong… sort of)
Shadowgrounds- A sci-fi shooter with an overhead, 3rd person view. It sorta takes the fun out of shooting things when they look like ants and you can see what is on the other side of the wall. Oh no, when I get to close to this door, a funny colored ant will try and kill me… why is there no roof?!.
Resident Evil 4- a game so good, it sold Game Cube units, a more impressive feat, I can not imagine. Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just excited about Resident Evil 4… Both! Resident Evil 4 is a 3rd person, horror action adventure and is set to release April 28. This is the game to get in April.
Origin of the Species- a sci-fi third person shooter, if the graphics weren’t old and the protagonist wasn’t a space chick with a teddy bear backpack, this might be worth a look. I mean, there are definitely not third person shooters to look forward to… RESIDENT EVIL 4! Skip this one.
Tomb Raider: Legend- Laura Croft got back… excuse me… is back. I’m sure this game will have amazing “physics” and so on. If you’re a fan of the games then I’m sure you already pre-ordered this one, along with picking up a gallon of hand lotion at Wal-Mart. I’ll probably give this game a look, ya know, just for the articles.
Condemned: Criminal Origins- A horror action adventure game by Monolith. Looks like a pretty scary game, and after F.E.A.R., they could make a game about peeing in the snow and I’d be the first to get it (Level 9 - your word is: Government). The demo is out, so take a look.
Dreamfall: The Longest Journey- I have no idea what to think about this game, so um, I guess I’ll just wait till it’s out and um… “GET TO THE VAN, I’VE GOT THE GAME, GET TO THE ****ING VAN”. (Seriously, stealing is wrong… sort of)
Shadowgrounds- A sci-fi shooter with an overhead, 3rd person view. It sorta takes the fun out of shooting things when they look like ants and you can see what is on the other side of the wall. Oh no, when I get to close to this door, a funny colored ant will try and kill me… why is there no roof?!.
Resident Evil 4- a game so good, it sold Game Cube units, a more impressive feat, I can not imagine. Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just excited about Resident Evil 4… Both! Resident Evil 4 is a 3rd person, horror action adventure and is set to release April 28. This is the game to get in April.
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